| In the Kuala Lumpur business district, also known as | | | | girl while I convinced her that this ride will not be the |
| the Golden Triangle, you are surrounded by mega | | | | end of him. |
| shopping centres. We're talking massive centres. Large | | | | Success! The ride was ours. And I mean completely |
| enough to host its own indoor theme park - YES! A | | | | ours, nobody else had hopped on. |
| gigantic indoor theme park holding 133,000 square feet | | | | We made polite conversation while strapped in, waiting |
| of thrilling rides including a 7 story high roller coaster! In | | | | for the Supersonic Odyssey to start, quietly discussing |
| between meetings, this was a ride too good to pass | | | | quality control and regulations 'Australia would never |
| up. | | | | allow an indoor roller coaster of this size! It would be |
| Standing in our business attire, my boss and I entered | | | | too dangerous, the risk of shoppers getting hurt and |
| the Cosmos World Theme Park in the Time Square | | | | lawsuits too great..yeah, how do they get away with |
| shopping centre like 2 gladiators ready to conquer this | | | | this here?' As we began inching forward, what |
| man-made beast. But first, we needed tickets. Lining up | | | | seemed like the entire infrastructure for the whole left |
| and looking completely out of place with these young, | | | | side of the shopping centre shook, this action incurred |
| tiny children, who may have been teenagers, we | | | | a thunderous, rattling noise which turned out to be the |
| asked the lady behind the ticket counter for two seats | | | | scariest part of the entire 2 minutes of this event. For |
| on the monster ride. Taking one look at my boss, she | | | | me anyway, my boss came out a little worse for |
| calmly informed me there was an age limit to this ride | | | | wear. Shaken, but not stirred, we climbed out, |
| as they would like to avoid heart attacks. My boss, | | | | smoothed the creases from our suits, and started |
| hard of hearing due to the crazy theme park music | | | | making our way to the next meeting. |
| and flashing lights (not his age) smiled sweetly at the | | | | |